Monday is Fuck Mania Day!

I will be gifting all of you

with a wide variety of uses for the word FUCK.

Why?

Because you lazy ass bastards,

You need to learn to be a bit more fucking creative

with your use of the word fuck.

Take insults for instance.

I'm mean for fucks sake,

play around,

experiment,

try something new -

Dare to be FUCKING different.

The same tedious shitty insults

are becoming more and more passe as time passes.

Consider this a public service -

or a broadening of your horizons -

or, quite simply, the fact that

EVERYTHING is simply more fun to say

when you add the word FUCK.

Pay attention.

There will be a fucking test.

Now then,

I hope you've learned some new

and more creative ways to use the word fuck.

If not:

We ALL know that I'm fucking brilliant.

But, just in case you didn't fucking realize it,

the following applies as well.

As a parting gift,

for you ladies and cross dressers out there,

try a pair of these on tonight

To spice up your fucking.

For all you visitors who don't fucking comment,

Feel free to say howdy for fucks sake.

Do I have to fucking do everything?

(Practice your new found creativity on me!)