Wednesday, October 8

Welcome To English Language Maceration

Follow these instructions exactly.
Don't ask any stupid questions.
It's all spelled out right in front of you.
This man says it perfectly.
I hate you ALL.
No exceptions.

If you are not stolen, don't bother.

You'd just be in the way.
Please die over there instead.

1 Snappy Comebacks:

Catherinette Singleton said...

I heart this website. My favorite is picture is the one of a bottle of lotion that says "rotion" on the label. Comedy gold.