Saturday Quickie

My mother-in-law sent this to me. Apparently she knows me well.

A study conducted by UCLA's department of psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her monthly cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged, masculine features. However, if she is actually in her monthly cycle, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected.