Friday's Fucked Up Signs

As usual, I have found

yet more

fucked up signs.

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Be amused people.

Be very amused.

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I work extremely hard for your amusement.

Worship me

As you should.

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Cant spell banana huh?

This one's for you Preston.

People shit too you know.

The Kaputs are..well...Kaput.

Helpful, aren't we?

Commando? Your mother knows.

Small children that aren't yours

are always extremely handy....

Take a tape measure....

No clue. Just do it.

As always, I'm still fucking brilliant.

I'll try to be here more often next week.

It's been a trying time

switching from the day shift

to the night shift.

I am now aclimatized.

Or kind of.

Fine, I'm working on it.

Be respectful and

Turn out the lights

when you leave.