Sunday, December 7

Random Fuck Fingers

I always try to take the road less traveled.
Its much more interesting.
I do the same while traveling around on the internet.
I look for the places less traveled.
And when I find them, I roll around in them
until their stink is all over my body.
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Some of you might actually know what I mean by that.
The rest of you, sadly, are missing out on a grand portion of life.
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Today I offer you what I like to call
"Random Fuck Fingers."
I do not know these people.
I just ran across all of them on the web,
offering a finger or two
for my viewing pleasure.
You decide what they mean:
Fuck you,
Fuck off,
Fuck me I'm cool,
Fuck this,
Fuckin' A,
Fuck off and Die,
Et Cetera

I have more.
I'll bring them tomorrow.
If I find you deserving that is.
Time to worship your Queen know you want to.
Surely you haven't forgotten
That I am the Queen of the Universe?
Perish the thought.

15 Snappy Comebacks:

Poobomber said...

I feel like I was just told to fuck off. I'm used to it by now.

Just Sayin' said...

Grandma and Grandpa weren't actually giving the finger... It's just the beach always gets their arthritis to flarin' up.

Preston said...

Let's here it for the F word! Love the pics but can't you find any HOT GUYS with their middle finger up? Just for me?

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

So you posted some poem and twelve images of "the finger". That's it? Oh wait, you're the queen of the universe, right? Thank fuck for that.

For a minute there, I thought this was one of those banal image dump blog posts but fuck me sideways - I'm actually viewing the work of regality here.

Holy shit on a stick.

So your majesty...could one kindly be excused so that one may simultaneously shit a brick and shoot a fat sticky wad in excitement?

Just kidding, tool. You are teh suck.

beth said...

You need to just relax a little bit and except the fact the the 'f' word can now be used in every other sentence without much rise in anyone. Oh, wait...

♥georgie♥ said...

saw you were nom'd for best new blog just stopping by to check out your blog

Collie said...

I love the Fuck Fingers, they make me happy in my pants area!

TorAa said...

what a nice collection for finger fans. LOL.

Scott said...

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-S Maegan said...


if you're looking for one more:

Sheila Bocchine, Pinhole Photographer said...

Ha! So awesome. I'm definitely sending this link to my boyfriend. He always flips off the camera and it drives me crazy!

Princess Katrina said...

lol lol

Angela said...

Thanks for making me smile.
Stumbled this.

Sassy said...

To Anonymous:

If you felt your opinion about me actually mattered, you wouldn't be anonymous now would you?

Grow some fucking balls already, you fucking twat.