It has been 142 days since I posted a damn thing on this blog or any other (except for a quick hello to Jock 3 days ago).... and people still keep showing up via web searches for things related to fuck/fucking.
I am beginning to feel it is my civic duty as a good American, as an upright citizen, as a middle aged female, and as a prior Girl Scout and member of the boys high school tennis team, to feed the fuck-mad public demand that I created.
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Therefore, I would like to formally announce my return to the blog world.
I'm still fucking brilliant and if you don't appreciate that -
Fuck off you Fat fucking bastards.
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3 Snappy Comebacks:
YAY!!!!!!!!
I can see I've been away too long. The proper response should have been "fucking YAY!!!!!!"
Now go back and try again.
I think you misinterpreted my meaning...I was speaking about your private garden region. I think. Or was I only thinking about it? Or possibly you called me names. Hmm. I may have forgotten to take my ginko.
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