Saturday, May 9

Sad Little Fuckers, Aren't They?

I've got this Feedjit thingamabob on my blog. It tells me when you all visited, where you visited from, and how you got here - direct link, photo search, google phrase/word search, etc.

The current top link that people visit from is 2008 Weblog Awards - Yes my dear sweet children, yours truly was a finalist in the "Best New Blog" category. Eat your little motherfucking hearts out.

The top photo search that brings the world to my blog is for "Merkins." (See Sunday Brunch and Pubic Decor)

I now will share with you, the top "phrases/words" that bring people to my fucking blog when they do a google search.

Ready?

1. "Want Fuck."
2. "Fuck fingers."
3. "Famous fuckups."
4. "Fuck off and die."
5. "Fucked up."
6. "Fuck you."
7. "Fuck it."
8. "Fuck me."

You'll notice of course that each one contains the word fuck.

My goal was to get everyone to use the word fuck more often.

My work here is done.

33 Snappy Comebacks:

RD said...

I, of course, find the "F" word quite offensive and hope that you will find Jesus, get baptised, and clean up your potty mouth.

If not, I hope our Lord and Saviour visits your home and fucks your fucking ass until you're screaming his fucking name in vain.

Amen

Funny Videos said...

What a damn "F" piece of post. Really like that

bunny wigglesworth said...
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bunny wigglesworth said...

happy birthday, ya sassy ol' bitch. i'm servin' margaritas if you're interested. no bring to bring a thing except your 29 year old again self.

I, of course, will be 39 again.

ever read "Tale of the Body Thief?" I am SO going to work on that little trick this year. clooney best be careful, or his ass is mine.

bunny wigglesworth said...

*no need to bring

rusty said...

The word fuck is very important, I applaud you!!!

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