Monday Breakfast and Breasts

Monday is such a bitch.

Just shut up and eat.

Gratuitous breast shots follow the food.

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We'll Start with A

Bloody Mary

Just bring me the damn pitcher.

Waffles.

With Fruit.

Do real people actually make this?

Breakfast Casserole.

Delish!

Bring me another Bloody Mary - quickly people, quickly.

Strawberry Crepes
Needs more bacon.

(And another bloody Mary.)

Almond Croissant.
I love these beyond meaning.


Biscuits and Gravy
A Southern Favorite -
Excellent food.
Works well with the fourth Bloody Mary.

Gratuitous Breast Photos -

Or What You See After 4 Bloody Marys

Sponge Bob Boobs

Small Slightly Unperky Boobs

With Painted Shorts

We should all dress for work like this

On Mondays.
Hey, it could work.

What a fucking brilliant work place idea.
Body Paint Mondays!

Once again, I'm Fucking Brilliant.

Join Me for Tuesday Breakfast tomorrow - on fucking Tuesday you moron.