Monday, October 13

Monday Breakfast and Breasts

Monday is such a bitch.
Just shut up and eat.
Gratuitous breast shots follow the food.
We'll Start with A
Bloody Mary
Just bring me the damn pitcher.

With Fruit.
Do real people actually make this?

Breakfast Casserole.
Bring me another Bloody Mary - quickly people, quickly.

Strawberry Crepes
Needs more bacon.
(And another bloody Mary.)

Almond Croissant.
I love these beyond meaning.

Biscuits and Gravy
A Southern Favorite -
Excellent food.
Works well with the fourth Bloody Mary.

Gratuitous Breast Photos -
Or What You See After 4 Bloody Marys

Sponge Bob Boobs

Small Slightly Unperky Boobs
With Painted Shorts
We should all dress for work like this
On Mondays.
Hey, it could work.

What a fucking brilliant work place idea.
Body Paint Mondays!

Once again, I'm Fucking Brilliant.
Join Me for Tuesday Breakfast tomorrow - on fucking Tuesday you moron.

3 Snappy Comebacks:

Dr Zibbs said...

All of that looks good but the one chick needs a slight lift.

Carol said...

Just came over from Jock's blog. Thanks for making me chuckle!

Anonymous said...

I kinda have been expecting this in a way...
But I reali dun think da world is going to end...start a new era maybe but the world is not ending.
That's not gonna happen till a thousand years later! Ok, I'm not sure bout that either but that's not the point! The world's not gonna end! Full stop!
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